This spam comment has me mystified. I’ve been clicking over to the spam folder just to read it over and over. It’s like getting an ominous riddle inside a fortune cookie. What does it mean?!

an elaborate system of scheming

an elaborate system of scheming

AN ELABORATE SYSTEM OF SCHEMING

I can’t even touch the part about the misery that awaited us. What are you talking about, ugg bebe?!