Bruja? Mystic? Makeup artist? Esthetician? Mad dogger? A girl wearing A LOT of lipstick?  The Lab Bunny is all of these things.

I love the hope a new face mask instills in me; I love the way a good eyebrow job will change my face; I love the ability to alter my mood, or who I am for the day, with the shape of my eyeliner.

I’ve given myself pimples, ripped out all my body hair, greased up my forehead, dried out my cheeks, burned off chunks of my hair, spent tons of money, all sacrifices made at THE ALTAR OF FACE, dahling.

And I’m so happy to do it.

Take the lids off the jars, uncork the potions, strap in, and let’s experiment.