Maintenance, Nails

Cynthia Rowley Band-Aids

I wasn’t joking about showing you the Band-Aids I use to cover my poor fingers. The one with the gold chains is my favorite! I wish I could get a whole box of just those.

When I was a kid, my mom made a deal with me that if I quit chewing my nails, she’d take me to get them professionally done. So, I moved on from gnawing on my nails and started picking at my cuticles instead. My fingies have hurt a lot over these last 20-something years, but I got my manicure, dammit. Neon green. Because it was the muthafuckin’ 80s, and I was 8, and I was RAD.

P.S. Please resist the urge to photoshop dicks into my hands.


2 thoughts on “Cynthia Rowley Band-Aids

  1. Those band-aids are way cool! I will have to get some becuase I currently have Carebear themed band-aides in my medicine cabinet (I am either 5 years old, or Zooey Deschanel).

    • Denys says:

      Jen, maybe you’re a five year old Zooey Deschanel. I have Hello Kitty bandaids AND camo bandaids. Because I like to mix it up like that.

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