butt polish

Here’s this nail polish, ThermoCutex, in France that changes colors with your rectal temperature. In case you really need to know, right this second!!

You guys. Let’s get some of this stuff and allllll finger each other’s butts! FOR OUR HEALTH.

for your health


5 thoughts on “Say AHHHH!

  1. Suzi says:

    This is terrifying…and I’m confused as to how it even works! Does the finger actually have to be in your ass to change color, or does it just happen automatically when your butt gets hot? Also, how much heat fluctuation does the average person’s ass actually give off?

    • Sarah Cosper says:

      She definitely has her finger in her butt. You gotta get your hands dirty sometimes to find out how hot your butt is, I guess. Maybe it’s like, your butt’s mood.

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